Wednesday, July 27, 2011

What? dreams may come...

The following is an incomplete list of things that comprise the major topics touched upon in my dream last night:

Screendoors

How U.S. embassies in non-combatant countries handle irrational citizens reporting low-level emergencies.

Competitive indoor long-distance swimming

The behind-the-scenes lives of professional make-up artists working in the adult film industry

How Asian female body guards keep in shape and how their mindset can affect the emotional state of their male relatives who’re dealing with uncertainty in their current committed relationships.

Sights that might be seen if visiting a covered (yet fully vegetated) foot-ball field sized arboretum courtyard entrance to a building that is part shopping mall, part studio apartments, and part shooting range

People who hate screendoors (unrelated to prior topic)

How to choose a tire repair service technician when you’re in a town unfamiliar to you and just as you get a flat, you notice that there are 2 of these type places right across the street from one another and they seem to be operated by feuding relatives.

The step by step guide to rising in popularity by systematically disliking things that those around you speak of disliking

This is about 1/3 of the things that actually filled the dream (I just can’t clearly remember more of them at this point) and the linear timeline of the dream jumped around touching on these topics like a spastic Frogger icon.

So...what did YOU dream about?

1 comment:

  1. oh I forgot the bit where Dirk from the Dallas Mavs hosted a class on the proper way to destroy industrial packing materials.

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