So there I was getting the cast cut off of my right foot. The nurse asked how I’d broken it in the first place. So I told her…zombie robot shark ninjas riding monkey dragons were chasing me through my kitchen. I was running to my room where I could jump through a space portal to Giraffe-fish Island where I kept my samurai sword made of frozen gold.
I was doing a side knee elbow kick flip and just as I was about to swing around the table to block some arrows with a pizza cutter, I slipped on the lazer beetles that the zombie robot shark ninjas had released.
I slid, twisted my ankle and as felt the bone snap in my foot I only barely missed being hit by arrows. Luckily I could grab some cans of old possum soup to throw at the zombie robot shark ninja in the front. I hit him right in the neck and his head exploded setting off a chain reaction that destroyed the other zombie robot shark ninjas, the monkey dragons and lazer beetles as well. My family was saved and I got to get extra bacon and pickles on my ice cream pizza.
The end.
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