Just had the most amazing dream where the main character was this guy who held 2 passions in life: finding neon colored skater type shoes at Payless and this reality-style video game he’s designed where u sit around and bake things (yeah really) called “BakeBake”
(but wait, there’s more…)
well one day he’s distracted by his biker-jacket fetishist buddy, and his game prototype is stolen by these 2 slightly pregnant chain-smoking ex-strippers.
They try to sell the game to somebody and get laughed at to the point that they blame the main guy for it all and confess that it, “was all his big stupid idea”
This plan backfires on them because a big game company hires a film company to make a movie about the whole scenario, ...xcept they make the main character into a katana wielding, white tux wearing, ninja/spy/celebrity super assassin (a celebrity who is an assassin , not one who kills celebrities) who loves to wind down at the end of a day of ninja fighting foes and saving mysterious documents and ish by playing his favorite game [now called “The Oven Bake”] where in order to win the game you have to successfully bake super fancy muffin-tinned eats.
The movie features all sorts of big names. Schwarzenegger, Britney Spears, the guy who played the picked on friend from BASEketball, and others I can’t remember anymore. Oh and there was a dog that was half Pomeranian/ half Chihuahua (spastic and was always freaking people out)
It’s times like this when I’d like to be able to videotape my dreams.
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